christoph waltz still lookin like the best lowkey sugardaddy of all time
Graham: “What if you could go back and erase some of the things you regret, like a video, and then take the time you’ve erased and add it on to the end of your life? I’d be about 24.”
Damon: “What if you could live your life in any order? That would be quite interesting, to live one year as an 80 year old, and the next as a five year old.”
Graham: “Yeah, if you could put your life player on random. Although it might be a bit of a shock waking up in the morning. You wake up and you’ve shat yourself and wet yourself, and you realise you’re two months old.”
Alex: “I’ve had that happen. Only I was 30.”"
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
"I can’t even begin to understand women" well generally I start by treating them like individual human beings rather than a collective consciousness and then go from there